inspired by x.

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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this. is. war.

All scenes that take place within the Matrix have a green tint, as if watching them through a computer monitor, while scenes in the real world have normal coloring. The fight scene between Morpheus and Neo, which is neither in the real world nor in the Matrix, is tinted yellow.

A new place, a new name. I can be remade here.

agentsbartowski:

She’s the only person in the whole world who calls me ‘Spence’.

I worry that everybody will think I am really annoying and just want me to shut up. Which would make so much sense because I annoy myself.

rointheta:

Make Me Choose
anon asked: The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit or Army of Ghosts/Doomsday

girlwhowasonfire:

girlwhowasonfire:

the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper

The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth

i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

Faction Mottos

  • Dauntless: yolo
  • Amity: ily
  • Candor: tbh
  • Erudite: fyi
  • Abnegation: wbu

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rdjhiddlestons:

The god of thunder smiles

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